TOP 6 PLACES YOU DON’T WANT TO GET BITTEN BY A MOSQUITO – 1 YEAR 5 MO. 7 DAYS

In honor of the hot sticky summer, a countdown dedicated to my mosquito net:

Top 6 Places Mosquitoes Love to Bite that you Love to Hate

06. Sock line.

05. Between your shoulder blades. (New torture technique anyone?)

04. Just above the pant line. (Be leery of the seated gap between shirt and pants, ladies… very leery)

03. Elbows and elbow pit. (Everyone can see how little self-control you have by your enormous, scratch induced whelps…. you disgusting excuse for a development worker…)

02.Where your shorts end. Right between bum and leg. (As if you really make sure you spray right THERE well. Especially be careful when using the restroom…)

01. Knee-pit. (Really makes shaving fun.)

Where your shorts end. Right between bumb and leg. (As if you really make sure you spray right THERE well.)